Sunday, December 4, 2016

You might as well believe this lie, too.

That awkward dildo moment when you and your Korean girlfriend see a sex toy store and go in. She eventually gets up the nerve to ask the size of Western (read Black) guys. In a I'm-tired-of-all-the blackface on t.v./hungry, diseased Africans on your media/constant staring/hair tugging/penis peeking at urinals-moment, I blacked-out and grabbed the biggest, blackest one off the shelf, held it up in the air and threw my head back to sing the Lion King song. She blinked and then, slowly, almost sadly, picked up a snack-sized one off the shelf and showed it to me.
Sorry,Black people, but if they gonna believe THOSE lies then they better believe THIS one, too.


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