"I REALLY want to buy you clothes."

"I really want to buy you clothes." said my co-teacher.

I blinked as she handed me the birthday cake and colorful blouse as a gift.

WAIT. WHAT?! WTH?
WITCH ,WHAT?!

Did you just slide some slick words in with the birthday cake?

I sighed and reminded her that it is very difficult to buy "giant" clothes in an itty bitty country that worships stick figures. Sigh again. I had so many bad words swimming in my head and it took a lot not to let those bad words spill out.

Thanks for the cake and colorful blouse, but DAMN!