My left eye has been
watering for a long time. Sometimes allergies or a weak wind would cause it to
tear as if I am crying. Sooooo....I go to the eye doctor downtown. I make sure
to translate what is wrong before I get there. So the nurse brings me into his
office, I show him the translated message and he examines my eyes. He says
something in Korean and a little bit of English. Then the eye doctor brings me
to another room with a little bed and has me lay down. BUT before he does, he
shows me a six inch needle and (I am guessing here) says he wants to put it
inside my eye.
What?
Can you repeat that?
I don't speak your language BUT..I thought you just said that you
want to put that needle in my eye?
Well, I say, "Sure, I can come back next week". He says,
"today".
Dude. Dude!
Look, Mr Eye Doctor, you can't just spring a six inch needle on me
like that. You gotta give me time to get used to the idea.
Okay, long story short, I lay down on the little cot.
Then this man, this doctor, this
person proceeds to stick a
SIX INCH NEEDLE INSIDE MY LEFT EYE. I have NO WORDS TO DESCRIBE how a SIX
INCH NEEDLE feels going into your eye. Then Dude starts to SEW INSIDE OF MY
EYE. His finger goes up and down like he is sewing on a shirt button.
Oh.
My.
God.
My mind is so blown at what he is doing, I can't even feel any
pain.
Dude, did
you just stick a six inch needle inside of my left eye and then start to sew?
He sewed inside my left eye for about two minutes. I am in shock
the entire time. Not kidding.
Ok...ummmm...then he sits me up, says something in Korean, and I
stumble to the front desk to pay for the visit. My mind is still in shock. I am
only charged $4,000 won for the co-pay (about $4 US dollars). They want me to
come back next week. Why? So Mr Sewing-a-Button-into-my-Eye Doctor can sew another button into my eye?
No, thanks. I picked up prescription eye drops at the pharmacy next door and
slowly, very slowly, walked to my bus stop.
I will never, ever, EVER forget this experience.
It was eye-opening!! LOL!
UPDATE 2 weeks later:
I have to go back. The tears started again.
Sigh. Okay, Mr Eye-Button Doctor, this time I will bring my own thread.
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