My favorite 1st grade stalker tried to touch my breasts yesterday during his daily visit.
He comes to visit me for a few minutes every afternoon around 3:30 pm. Yesterday he kept playing around and trying to touch my bosom. Little Dude, this chocolate milk is NOT for you! Stop trying to touch (and possibly drink) it. He is developmentally challenged so I do not blame him. If anything, he recognizes how wonderful chocolate is.
Yes, chocolate is great, honey but...you still cannot drink this chocolate milk!