Lapdance for the teacher

Soooooooo...on the last night of a 3 day field trip to Seoul, my son and other 6th grade boys were asked to compete by "dancing sexy" first with each other and THEN by giving a lapdance to the male homeroom teacher. My son refused and we both watched in horror while a room full of kids and seven adults cheered, laughed and amused themselves. The boys danced sexy on the seated teacher and the best sexy dancer won.
Naw, son. Not today, Satan, and not in a million years. 
GTFOH😲